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    #pattinson #stop it #one day i’ll actually have to say i like you #and someone will think it’s because of twilight #quick #do something good so i have a well-known excuse

    Everything he does is perfect, he’s a sassy motherfucker and everyone knows he hates Twilight anyway

    I just don’t even give a fuck, i love him openly. he’s wonderful.

    oh criminy sake am I actually reblogging a Rob Pattinson post

    rpatts stop it STAWP

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  • Yeah, it’s like, Bella wants to be a vampire but she doesn’t want to be a vampire before she’s had sex as a human, and Edward doesn’t want her to be a vampire but he wants to get married, but Bella doesn’t want to get married unless she can be a vampire, but Edward won’t have sex with her until they get married, and then you put the fox and the grain in the boat and you leave the goose back on the riverbank.

    — Cleolinda Jones, on the Twilight series (via alicexz)

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  • Eclipse Commentary


    (Source: marygtwinews, via softwhisper)

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  • Uh, hilarious: the Harry Potter cast is taught to speak with American accents.

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  • Random Domain :: Comics and More

    Random Domain :: Comics and More

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  • thedailywhat: Branded PSA of the Day: Twilight-themed road safety billboards have been spotted in Portland. Which is somewhat ironic because if there is one thing in this world that might convince me to unbuckle and jerk the wheel into a bridge embankment it’s the existence of the Twilight Saga. [blogtown.] Reblogging for the comment.

    thedailywhat:

    Branded PSA of the Day: Twilight-themed road safety billboards have been spotted in Portland.

    Which is somewhat ironic because if there is one thing in this world that might convince me to unbuckle and jerk the wheel into a bridge embankment it’s the existence of the Twilight Saga.

    [blogtown.]

    Reblogging for the comment.

    (Source: thedailywhat)

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  • thedailywhat: Tweet of the Day: Astute. Redditor jillzor  adds: “Don’t forget all the bad acting.” [reddit.]

    thedailywhat:

    Tweet of the Day: Astute.

    Redditor jillzor  adds: “Don’t forget all the bad acting.”

    [reddit.]

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  • thedailywhat: E-Letter Of Note of the Day: An honest-to-goodness e-mail sent to George “El Guapo” Roush of Latino Review by Team Jacob twihard Kayla Patterson, who, for some reason or another, thought she was complaining about Joe Johnston’s The Wolfman to a person with pull at Universal Pictures. Killing a werewolf with a silver bullet? That’s some straight up blasphemy right there. [latinoreview.]

    thedailywhat:

    E-Letter Of Note of the Day: An honest-to-goodness e-mail sent to George “El Guapo” Roush of Latino Review by Team Jacob twihard Kayla Patterson, who, for some reason or another, thought she was complaining about Joe Johnston’s The Wolfman to a person with pull at Universal Pictures.

    Killing a werewolf with a silver bullet? That’s some straight up blasphemy right there.

    [latinoreview.]

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